[Verse 1]
My neighbor's knockin' and I open carefully
He looks a bit like Ron Jeremy
He's screamin' at me, "Damn you, little Albatross!"
While he smells like chips and Calvados
[Verse 2]
He said, "What the hell is goin on
What is the goddamn growl?
That ain't no sound of Rock 'n' Roll"
I said, "I'm sorry but I got this thing I have to show
That might be good for you to know"
[Verse 3]
So I brought him inside
Don't know why
But then suddenly he just passed out
I thought well alright
Can't deny
[Verse 4]
That I got a llama in my living room
A llama in my living room
A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
I got a llama in my living room
[Verse 5]
I got a
I got a
I got a
A llama in my living room
I got a
A llama in my living room
I got a
I got a
A llama in my living room
[Verse 6]
I saw my little neighbor shakin' on the floor
I've never seen a man like that before
He didn't even make it through my kitchen door
He must have thought it was a dinosaur
[Verse 7]
Then he opened up his eyes screamin', "I'ma kill that thing"
Then his big arm started to swing
I tried to calm him down told him take it easy now
It's just my llama named Chow Chow
[Verse 8]
Then he raced up, he said, "What?"
I said, "I'm sorry but I just can't stop
Now you know what
What I got"
[Verse 9]
That I got a llama in my living room
A llama in my living room
A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
I got a llama in my living room
[Verse 10]
I got a
I got a
I got a
A llama in my living room
I got a
I got a
I got a
A llama in my living room

Written by: Aron Ekberg