"So I'll start a revolution", I said
I made great decisions
I-I-I did well

"Okay, this is very cool, mate
Very cool, mate", he said
You wanna drink or what?
So we can celebrate

I don't know
And I feel weird
It tastes kinda funny
"Doesn't it", I said

I felt like he was saying, "Surprise me just for a sec"
But of course I didn't, I said
I-I-I said, "Yes"

"Okay, what do you have?
What is your favorite?", I asked
I have the best beer in the town
I do believe it's great

I don't know
What he said back
And suddenly a melody beat up to my head

Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan
Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan
Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan
Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan

Now I feel very dizzy
I said, "Please just call a cab"
I have a wife waiting for me at our home

He stared and he stared at me
Then he smiled and he said, "Yes"
My mum always says

Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan
(She always says that)
Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan

Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan
(She always says that)
Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan

"Good evening, sir
Where are we heading?", he said
I felt like a sir for a sec, I-I-I-I did

What do you do, sir, for a living, living, sir?
I write songs and I sing them
I-I-I-I do

A love song
Wrote a song
"And I think it is really, really good", he said

Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan
Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan
Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan
Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan

No, honey, you are not late at all
But I was dying to see you, you at home
"And thought maybe I should call
End up with you", she said
I said, "I know"
I said, "I know"

Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan
(She always says that)
Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan

Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan
(She always says that)
Ratatan, ratatan, rata-ta-ta-tan