My neighbour's knocking and I open carefully
He looks a bit like Ronnie Jeremy
He's screaming at me "Damn you little Albatross!"
While he smells like chips and Calvados

He said, "What the hell is going on
What is that goddamn growl?
That ain't no sound of Rock 'n' Roll"
I said, "I'm so sorry but I got this thing I have to show
That might be good for you to know"

So I brought him inside
Don't know why
But then suddenly he just passed out
I thought well, alright
Can't deny

That I got a llama in my living room
A llama in my living room
A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
Llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
A llama in my living room

I got a
A llama in my living room
I got a

A llama in my living room

A llama in my living room

I saw my little neighbour shaking on the floor
I've never seen a man like that before
He didn't even make it through my kitchen door
He must have thought it was a dinosaur

Then he opened up his eyes screaming, "I'ma kill that thing!"
Then his big arm started to swing
I tried to calm him down, told him, "Take it easy now
It's just my llama named Chow Chow"

Then he raced up, he said, "What?"
I said, "I'm sorry but I just can't stop"
Now you know what
What I got

That I got a llama in my living room
A llama in my living room
A llama in my, llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
Llama in my, llama in my, llama in my
A llama in my living room

I got a
A llama in my living room
I got a

A llama in my living room

A llama in my living room