Why is daddy at the Thai Massage?
(Daddy at the daddy at the Thai Massage)
And why is daddy wearing fake mustache?
(Daddy wearing daddy wearing fake mustache)
Why is daddy at the Thai Massage?
(Daddy at the daddy at the thai massage)
And why is daddy wearing fake mustache?

(Where you at, daddy?)

Let's go, oh no
Where did daddy go?
Mama, do you know, do you know
Cause I miss him so much
And he always give me money
He will bring me cake
And it's always so yummy
Before he go to work he say
Oh I love you, mommy
And then he comes back like
Hey I missed you, honey

Your daddy gotta do what he got to do
But when he's coming home he be kissing you
He got a little pain in the lower back
But do your little dance and he'll be right back

Why is daddy at the Thai Massage?
(Daddy at the daddy at the thai massage)
And why is daddy wearing fake mustache?
(Daddy wearing daddy wearing fake mustache)
Why is daddy at the Thai Massage?
(Daddy at the daddy at the thai massage)
And why is daddy wearing fake mustache?

(Where you at, daddy?)

My dad got some back pain
So lame
Never wanna play with me
All he do is complain
He says he got business
So stressed
Need to get a check on his lower body stiffness
Mama please, mama please
Can you tell me why
Daddy ain't picking up the phone tonight?

Your daddy gotta do what he got to do
But when he's coming home he be kissing you
He got a little pain in the lower back
But do your little dance and he'll be right back
(Daddy gotta do what he-)
(Daddy gotta do what he-)
(Daddy gotta do what he-)
(Daddy gotta do what he-)
(Daddy gotta, daddy gotta, daddy gotta, daddy gotta...)
Do your little dance and he'll be right back

Why is daddy at the Thai Massage?
(Daddy at the daddy at the thai massage)
And why is daddy wearing fake mustache?
(Daddy wearing daddy wearing fake mustache)
Why is daddy at the Thai Massage?
(Daddy at the daddy at the thai massage)
And why is daddy wearing fake moustache?